"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" 50 Funny Pregnancy Quotes that Every Mom will Relate to! Check out these other To be fair, some boys can be super dramatic and some girls can be daredevils, but there’s a reason the stereotype exists. You’re up all night, there is lots of puking, and you’re perpetually broke.”“Pajama day is the single best holiday on the planet.”“I am convinced the socks and pencils that go missing turn into Tupperware lids overnight while everyone is sleeping.”Let’s face it…parenting life is hard.

Not even embarrassed.”“The best part of parenting is eating the leftovers on your kid’s plate because anything left is calorie-free.”“Currently searching for my son’s chocolate I ate last night.”Mom: “Eat your vegetables. Check out my book Get Creating Family Memories. Laugh to have a good day. Unless you have kids. Shared the one about the teen and talking to a rock – to my sister who just now has a new “teen” I’m wishing her “safe” times – but it’s rather like being in a boat and it gets rocky there for awhile! These quotes are meant to make you laugh about the hilarious challenges of motherhood. Now, if only they could actually use them to clean and not make more messes. Obviously I breed well in captivity.” ― Roseanne Barr“Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.”“I can’t believe how much like my mother I turned out. ― Rita Rudner“How do I explain [my mom]?

The same place as the Tupperware lids and socks! “Delusions are often functional. ""I want to have children, but my friends scare me. There are starving kids in Africa who have nothing to eat.”“Mommy, will you make scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast?” “Sure,” says mom. With the pen in the wrong hand. Love your sense of humor. You can also read funny money quotes, moms know raising children isn’t cheap. I remember one day he decided to “weld the wall” with one of his toys. I bet you’ll laugh out loud by the time you finish reading them!“I don’t want to sleep like a baby. That’s when you need to look at the big picture and see, overall, how far your child has come.Most of all, don’t forget to laugh and enjoy these funny mom quotes and sayings. No. I love, “I just yelled at my teenager to stop yelling!”Some of these are brilliant, I love the monsters in the bedroom oneOh my gosh- these are great! Take a minute to share some of these quips with the moms in your life. See more ideas about Mommy quotes, Quotes, Mom quotes. One thing you have to learn to do as a mom is laugh! Then I want to move in with them." I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.” ― Paula Poundstone“Sometimes I stand there going, 'I'm not doing any of this right!' No.” ― Mila Kunis“If I wasn't at work, I just wanted to stay home and party with my little man — and by 'party' I mean, of course, endless rounds of 'Itsy Bitsy Spider.” ― Olivia Wilde"Silence is golden. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? My mother cleans them." It helps to be a sound sleeper when you’re a parent. Hair up. "“When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. Funny Mom Quotes and Sayings About Mom Life: “My nickname is mom. At least one of them is always in there with you at all times. Laugh to keep from crying. Everyone's at different ages and levels, everyone's into different stuff.
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