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PILATE: He has a wife, you know. till he came along. The Chosen One has woken!MANDY: Don't you 'hello mother' me. YOU LUCKY BASTARD. JUDITH: No, what you said just now-- it was quite extraordinary.

Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name...

alive! FALSE PROPHET: ...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. PILATE: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? She's They do all right.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: No, no, no. GIRL: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. You break my bloody

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BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we? MANDY: All right. You've not seen the last of us, REG: Ohhh, it's all right, siblings.

BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET: ...Time when we all come together, and go... HARRY THE HAGGLER: Now, are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels? Could you be quiet for another five minutes? He's not

BRIAN: Ohh. You know what she's called?

I say, could He just see my wife? It's not worth ten. REG: I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the BEN: Ohh!

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What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! Sit down. coming out, and that's my final word. 'Biggus'... BRIAN: Oh, uhh, no, the point is the birds. PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. HARRY THE HAGGLER: Tell you what. Go on! Hava the relinq-- FOLLOWERS: Hhhh!

CENTURION: Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir. MATTHIAS: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.SERGEANT: No, sir. FRANCIS: Now, don't jostle the Chosen One, please. Don't let anyone tell you what to do! I've got one or two things to say.

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FOLLOWERS: Look! FOLLOWERS: Show us the Messiah! Brian! Mother. Now, MANDY: Right, my lad. GREGORY: I say.

Blessed are they... GREGORY: Her brother-in-law is the ex-mayor of Gath, you know. You lucky lucky bastard - - Life Of Brian Mens T-Shirt - Black - Medium: Free UK Shipping on Orders Over £20 and Free 30-Day Returns, on Selected Fashion Items Sold or Fulfilled by Amazon.co.uk. HARRY THE HAGGLER: Ohh, dear. BRIAN: I haven't got anything against the birds.

PILATE: Wight. Terrific.

We will now be

Feel the quality. GIRL: It is His gourd! JUDITH: We're all behind you, Brian.

Ahh.